You don't got balls

by Ginny Mulrooney

A 3 year old son to his mother...

You don't got balls.
I got two balls.
I got two little balls.
I like my two little balls.
Daddy's got two balls.
Daddy's got two BIG balls.
I want two big balls like Daddy.
You don't get balls, you got a *bagina*.
Well, if you want balls you have a penis and then you get two balls.

The joy of innocence and discovery!


Reprinted with permission from the author