Teletubbies Joke

The Rev. Jerry Falwell has stepped in to clean up children's television. A couple of months ago he 'outed' the apparently homosexual Tinky Winky, a character from the "Teletubbies" show, because:

1) He's purple, the gay color; 2) He has an antenna shaped like a triangle, the gay symbol, and 3) He carries a purse, something all gay people do.

But Falwell's work is far from over. Note the evidence below:

FRED FLINTSONE -- His nickname on the Bedrock bowling team is "Twinkle-toes Flintstone." -- The show's theme song ends "...we'll have a gay old time!" -- He wears an orange dress with little triangles on it. -- He hangs out with Barney far more than Wilma. BUGS BUNNY -- Often stands with hand on hip. -- Plays a hairdresser in one episode. -- Frequently dresses in drag. -- Loves to throw on a top hat and tails and belt out Broadway show-tunes     with his "buddy" Daffy-who, it's worth noting, has a lisp. POPEYE -- Eats lots of salad. -- Wears a sailor suit, even though he hasn't been on a ship in years. -- Does little sailor-dances. -- Dates a flat-chested transvestite named Olive Oyl -- Best friend named Wimpy. BATMAN & ROBIN -- Robin's nickname: Boy Wonder. -- Batman's real name: Bruce. -- Both wear tights and hang out in a dark cave with an "older man." -- They're in great shape. -- They like to show each other their "grappling hooks." PEPPERMINT PATTY (from Peanuts) -- Has a deep, gravelly voice. -- Wears pants, not dresses like the other Peanuts gals. -- Plays a mean game of football. -- Likes to taunt Charlie Brown. -- Always hanging out with that androgynous Marcie. -- Wears comfortable shoes. -- Nickname: Sir.

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